What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 13:24
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
What are the causes of over sweating?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Sam Burns leads US Open with 65 and avoids calamity at Oakmont - AP News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No way
Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?