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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 13:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

What are the causes of over sweating?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Sam Burns leads US Open with 65 and avoids calamity at Oakmont - AP News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?